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hey35andholding: (maxing and relaxing)

Hairspray and a .45

Gonna get them to change the name of that song from "Hey 19"to"Hey 35 & Holding"

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Created on 2012-01-01 01:20:53 (#1353276), last updated 2016-08-28 (43 weeks ago)

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Name:hey35andholding
Birthdate:Sep 12
Location:Reno, Nevada, United States of America
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Name: Clementine Johnson
Age:None of your damn businessdo I really have to say it? *sigh* 39.
Height: As a cop: 5'7" - as an exotic dancer/showgirl, "5'8"
Weight:"None of your damn business" (the mun says "pleasantly plush")
Occupation: Deputy, Washoe County Sherif's department, Reno, Nevada - also a waitress and bartender (and occasional exotic dancer) on the side - she also hands out fliers at RV shows on the weekends.
Previous Occupation(s): Gymnast, showgirl (in Branson, MO), stripper, magican's assistant, car show girl, groupie for Steely Dan.
Distinguishing Characteristis: Big hair (blond in shade); hazel eyes; pale skin; back covered with names of former boyfriends, though the name "Steed" has been changed to "Steely Dan"; tattoo of Garcia's face on her right breast.
Religeous Affiliation: Wiccan
Flaws: Huge ego, loose morals, brusqueness, easy on alcholics and drug offenders.
Virtues: Good with her fists, basic sense of justice, "able to hold her liquor like a gentleman".
Previous Liasons: Steed, Jones, Garcia, Barry the Hot Tub King, "half of Reno"
Secretly: Just wants someone to come home to. Aww!
Words of Wisdom:"Legalize it"

Orders: Clemmy is currently being played within Season 1 continuity of Reno911, which means (hi-light white text for spoilers) She's not dead.

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History See Clem's Milliwiki entry for all current events

Perp: Clementine Johnson is from Reno911, and is the property of Robert Ben Garant, Thomas Lennon, Kerri Kenney-Silver, Wendi McLendon-Covey and company. He/she appears here solely for the purpose of role-playing in [info]milliways_bar, from which no profit whatsoever is being made. PBS come from varrying sources; see userpics for info. Journal proudly munned by [info]mm_missy. See contact info here and there to get in touch.

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